What would you do if you come across ISNBTBLO Animes?

Posted by: Alvin Yue on: December 11, 2007

• In: ANIME | HUMOR | RANTDOM
• 17 Comments

Yes, it’s Yaoi love.

Animes usually start off with a bang in order to capture the audience’s hearts. Just by watching the first few episodes, you’re instantly hooked onto it as if your life depends on it. This holds true for all the new animes in this season of fall. From this point onwards, there are two paths which an anime can continue onto, namely the path of self-destruction by losing all its initial novelty, or the path of scaling to greater heights by constantly introducing new and creative antics.

Currently, there are 13 animes on my watch-list and I must admit, some of them are beginning to bore the hell out of me. They started off splendid-fully but into the middle, their attractiveness level almost become a pathetic zero and they just continue on as a monotonous anime. I won’t give the names of such animes, but I should at least praise those which have constantly provided me with so much joy and anticipation every week. For the top three, they are Clannad, Bamboo Blade, and Bleach. (Please don’t assume that I’ve said that the other 10 animes are bullshit.)

So when you are watching an Initially-Super-Nice-But-Turned-Bullshit-Later-On anime, what would your choice of action be?

A) Decisiveness is my middle name. I’ll drop it right away without any moment’s hesitation.

B) My endurance level is at its peak. I’ll continue watching it till the end even if it means killing me.

C) I’ll never fold a thousand roses for my girlfriend. Being the impatient sort, I’ll still watch the anime but fast-forward it.

D) The exact opposite of Option A. I’ll continue for a few more episodes before deciding whether to drop it or not.

E) Hatred level too high to be able to be contained within. With a smash, the CPU goes ‘Kaboom’!

These choices basically reveal what sort of a person you are. I’m serious! Don’t believe? Highlight the ‘invisible’ text below to find out your personality… (Don’t do this until you have carefully made your choice.)

A) Congratulations! You are the kind of person who will most likely succeed in the business world. It’ll be a waste of your career life if you don’t engage yourself in risky business ventures where crucial decisions are to be made fast and swift. Though fast decisions usually are not that accurate… So this basically means you will rise very fast, but fall very quick. YOU FAIL.

B) These are the kind of people who will definitely succeed in life. Through sheer perseverance and endurance, you will rise from being a janitor to a supervisor or the like. But, you’re most likely the sort of people who will get bullied the most as you’re an easy target. You just endure whatever sufferings you have without uttering a single complaint. Come on! Voice out your thoughts! This is a bad choice, so you still FAIL.

C) Being impatient in this fast-paced world of ours definitely helps a lot. With the time we save, we can use it on more meaningful things instead of spending it on boring anime scenes. At least you get an idea of what the episode is about even though you can’t bring yourself to watch it peacefully till the end, so you will have no regrets. Also, with the extra time, you can use it to watch other quality animes. Those who chose this option, it’s like killing two birds with one stone. YOU PASS.

D) A wise and careful choice indeed. But what if after watching a few more episodes and they are still as boring as usual, haven’t you waste your time then? This is like telling yourself, “The stock will rise! The stock will rise!”, and in the end, it drops and you burn your fingers. You carry a huge risk here and this shows that you need a university course in risk management. YOU FAIL.

E) This is, actually, the most appropriate answer of the five. Be a man! Just do it! What you hate, smash it! What you dislike, kill it! What you resent, eliminate it! The minority who actually chose this, I salute you. You better hold true to your words and smash your computer. I’ll be popping by your place anytime to do a spot-check…

Well, for those of you who are curious, my choice is option C, which means I pass and WILL succeed in life!!!

*evil laughs* *evil laughs*

Don’t be sad if you chose options A, B, or D. There’s still a chance to redeem yourself, probably.

P.S. Right now, I’m still contemplating whether to go to Cosafe tomorrow… Livia dressing up as Izumi Sawatari is definitely one big attraction, but well…

Tags: ANIME, Evil, Personality, Suck, Test, Yaoi